Bombers at Ducks
Spring Hill
9PM
Spring Hill
9PM
BP
6PM
Here is the latest press release from the Ducks front office:
Our umpires work hard hours and have unexpected expenses like new glasses and rule books and they need our support. BRING YOUR MONEY TONIGHT! If you owe money bring it tonight or face the rath of the ducks.
The South Oakland Ducks of the Northside take on the Bombers tonight at Spring Hill. I don’t know much about this team since I missed it due to a Mr. Kenny Chesney and my contract being subsequently slashed. Here’s a link to the recap of these team’s last meeting: http://www.southoaklandducks.com/2009/06/game-thirteen-recap-fletch-lives-ducks.html
Bombers are going down.
Go Ducks!
Quack.
Ben4 
July 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm |
THIS IS YODA AND I'M HERE TO SAY THAT YOU GUYS ARE BUMS. SERIOUSLY, WHAT WEAK ASS BASEBALL LEAGUE HAS TEAMS WITH THE NAMES LIKE DUCKS AND BOMBERS?!?!?!?!??!! YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF FERRIES.
July 13, 2009 at 5:55 pm |
At least we know how to properly spell "fairies" when making fun of somebody.
July 13, 2009 at 6:01 pm |
HEY YOUKNOW, THIS IS YODA. IM HERE TO SAY THAT YOU ARE A NOBODY. GOODLUCK EVER BEING AS GOOD AS ME AND MY CREW. WE WOULD KICK YOUR ASS.
July 13, 2009 at 6:28 pm |
Don't take Yoda seriously. He's just angry because I cheated on him with the enitire Duck's team. What do you expect? Yoda is so small and the Ducks are SO BIG! No wonder he is so bitter.
July 13, 2009 at 6:37 pm |
Does anyone know what is happening here? Skip, I would love to pitch an inning or two or three tonight. If you can make that happen it would be greatly appreciated if not, I can live.
July 13, 2009 at 7:15 pm |
If Yoda was really as good as he says, two things would be true:
1. He wouldn't care about the status of an amateur baseball league like the Pittsburgh NABA.
2. Yoda's girlfriend never would have had to the Ducks for satisfaction.
But no need to be bitter Yoda.
July 13, 2009 at 7:26 pm |
Haha Yodel's back – The ferrie that kant spel and whoze Caps Lock is forevr stuk!
July 13, 2009 at 7:38 pm |
i see captain took care of the fairy comment,
yoder? from the knights/O's a while back?
thanks for reading, yoda.
Depo, great work..
July 13, 2009 at 7:50 pm |
that video was quack-tastic
July 13, 2009 at 7:57 pm |
HEY, THIS IS YODA AND I AM HERE TO SAY THAT YOUKNOW SUCKS!!!! I SAW YOUR TEAM PICTURE ON THE ROSTER AND WOW THE DUCKS ARE THE UGLIEST GROUP OF DUDES I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU GUYS ARE SO UGLY, I BET YOU CAN ONLY SCORE UGLY GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm |
ugly girls need laid to, man.
July 13, 2009 at 8:01 pm |
and youknow is banging a rather attractive lady right now, actually…
July 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm |
HEY THIS IS YODA AND I'M HERE TO SAY THAT GWINESKIMO IS A LYING PIECE OF DUNG. HE ONLY WISHES HE IS AS GOOD AS ME. I PLAYED IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES BOYYYYYYYYYYYY. THATS RIGHT YOU ARE A MERE BOY COMPARED TO MY GREATNESS.
July 13, 2009 at 8:22 pm |
The Ducks may be one of the ugliest teams in the league, but Yoda's girl still came running to us. Yoda must be feeling pretty bad about himself, seeing as how he's a washed up major leager who can't even hold on to an uggo.
Hang in there Yoda, things will turn up
July 13, 2009 at 8:30 pm |
HEY, THIS IS YODA AND IM HERE TO SAY THAT YOUKNOW IS AN IDIOT. AND BY THE WAY, I WAS WITH YOUR GIRL THE OTHER NIGHT. SHE TOLD ME YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
July 13, 2009 at 8:31 pm |
I am as honest as abe lincoln.
case of beer to whomever comes up with undeniable proof of yoda's identity
July 13, 2009 at 8:32 pm |
all ducks are liars…
July 13, 2009 at 9:33 pm |
its probably gray batzzzzz
July 13, 2009 at 10:46 pm |
Yoda has to be somebody's little brother taking breaks between slappin it to skin flicks and playing World of Warcraft. I'm actually a little disappointed that we haven't had a Choda run in… I guess we aren't high profile enough for such an attack. Two things will shut the little shit up. One would be to trace his IP address and send him a nasty trojan and the other is to totally ignore his bullshit… Because it is not funny at all. Guys that was kind of you to talk about Yodas Girlfriend. I personally woulda talked about is mother.
July 13, 2009 at 11:35 pm |
…now that you mention it J. rocker, his mother is a whore
July 14, 2009 at 4:53 am |
Yeah that whore must have caught him looking at skin flicks and took his computer privledges away since he hasnt been around.
July 14, 2009 at 5:10 am |
i think he's posted as anonymous on your blog…
July 14, 2009 at 7:03 pm |
That Dirty dirty little whore